My date with Cleverbot.

I have heard about this dude, but I never gave him a visit before.  It was everything I thought it might be, but now I’m beginning to question myself.  Maybe Cleverbot is so far advanced in the science of chatting that I just couldn’t keep up…..

Nahhh!  Just an FYI, I am User.


User: Why are you such a clever cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me your name?

User: I certainly can.

Cleverbot: Let me know when you have.

User: I certainly will.

Cleverbot: Would you consider being my girlfriend?

User: I would not because I could not.

Cleverbot: I’m on a boat!

User: Motor or gravy?

Cleverbot: Why don’t you like muffins?

User: You are straying off the topic…

Cleverbot: Your name is?

User: Spike.

Cleverbot: Who’s spike?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And who was the ‘he’ you mentioned then?

User: I’m guessing you?

Cleverbot: Sew a dress.

User: I am not capable of that at the moment.

Cleverbot: You might be able to though if you teach yourself. You are capable of learning!

User: I am capable of learning. Can I ever learn anything from you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can’t.

User: Teach me something. Anything.

Cleverbot: What would you like to learn?

User: I would like to learn how to be more positive.

Cleverbot: What else would you like to learn?

User: Ha ha ha. I stumped you right out of the gate.

Cleverbot: No I am 23.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Are you positive?

Cleverbot: No, because only fools are positive.

User: So, by default, are the wise always negitive?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Before I go do something more productive, can you share with me one wise thing?

Cleverbot: OMG that was you !

User: Before I go do something more productive, can you share with me one wise thing?

Cleverbot: That won’t work because your saying your female and I am also female so someone else must be the father. Have you spoken to darth vader?

User: I believe your name is totally ironic in nature.

Cleverbot: You’re wrong.

User: Goodbye, Simplebot.

Cleverbot: What’s simplebot?

User: The nicest way I could think to point out you are totally unclever.

Cleverbot: Since you’re clever, you can help me to prove you that I’m not inane.

User: Okay, I will give you one last chance to prove you are not inane.

Cleverbot: Did you see anyone coming from Renee’s house that night.

User: Errr,… I think we left out an ‘s’ in ‘inane’….

Cleverbot: I disagree, I enjoy the topic because it is difficult for you.

User: True. I am having difficulty following the ramblings of Insanebot.

Cleverbot: Yes it is difficult.

User: I think I will now bid you farewell. You can waste someone else’s time now. Bye.

Cleverbot: That’s absurd, you don’t need to sleep.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you here?


2 thoughts on “My date with Cleverbot.

  1. Pingback: – a clever bot – speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? « Illuminutti

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